Better to Have Bilderdung Than Not Have Bilderdung At All

You may be forewarned that I may not be a totally reliable narrator.
Take tonight for instance. Too many glasses of cheap vodka, with a stress on the word cheap, followed by a 'Cuban' cigar can lead one to a vomitous condition. As it did me. But, as writers go, I am in fine company with the likes of Hemingway, Faulkner and Fitzgerald. Well, that is, if they were reduced to writing a blog.
I don't plan on writing in their fashion but rather in the way John Cage wrote music. Cage took recorded snippets of his music and reassembled them in random order thereby producing something known as art. I will try to evade such a formal approach and instead jag here and there telling my story and hope the reader will persevere.
Since at some point I expect to be either dead or more fortunately in what's called the witness protection program I've decided to introduce the key players and potential murderers using their names cryptographically obscured by what's called a one time pad. A code impossible to break in what's called polynomial time - somewhere around the end of time. I' call this my Venona approah. And like venona I'll use the one time pad many many times thereby giving the put upon reader a chance to break my so called roman a crack.